THEME BY PISTACHI-O

You don’t have to wait any longer, Brasil is here! 

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ondecantaosabia:

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[ROLLS EYES.]

Well? Don’t keep me in suspense. 

Are you ready? Are you sure you’re ready??


DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNN

[just this face] 

BEHOLD! THE BEST GIFT EVER!

 

It’s name is “Canja”!

……You brought me a chicken. 

… Look on the bright side, Eusebio will have a friend.

And soon the house will be full of Eusebiozinhos.

It will be Hell.

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patriaamada respondeu à sua publicação: It feels like I’m missing something… 

You definitely are, but I won’t say, you’ll have to guess!

Might it be someone’s special day to acknowledge the person that raised them? Since said person has to be different than the rest of the world. 

So you remember~

I thought you’d be all “Father’s Day was months ago and rawr rawr old portuguese ranting

But you remembered it, I am even feeling a little happier now. 

Feliz dia dos pais, Leão Velho ♥

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glorialapatria:

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glorialapatria:

#/SIGH #is never going to hear the end of this from Spain#EVER

Damn straight. 8)

Hm, you know who else qualified for the Olympic soccer? Spain. Now where were the Spanish in the medal matches…. 

Shh. Just focus on the fact that my children are better than yours.

Don’t fool yourself. Until one of your kids has five world cup wins, you can’t talk. 
/please god make sure Brazil isn’t around to see this
/HIS KID’S BIGGEST FAN EXCEPT WHEN THEY’RE PLAYING EACH OTHER, OKAY  

Leão Velho almost deserved a hug in this.

Almost.

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patriaamada:

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Luciano, if you lose this match I’m disowning you. 

COMPLAIN LESS AND ROOT MORE

Oh, there, there. A silver’s not too bad, and that was a lovely goal. I’m proud of you. 

It’s not bad indeed but we got so clooose in the last minutes /frustration

Mas obrigada, pai ;w;

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Luciano, if you lose this match I’m disowning you. 

COMPLAIN LESS AND ROOT MORE

Good evening.  

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I apologize for my absence as of late; I’ve been quite busy, with very little time for anything but my work, let alone coming to speak with you all. Hopefully this won’t be the last time I check in for a few days. 

You better show up this weekend or I’ll have to break your window.

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inquisitioned:

this is my MASTERPIECE for the passive aggressive notes meme 




…. Pai you can be such an ass sometimes.

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inquisitioned:

this is my MASTERPIECE for the passive aggressive notes meme 

…. Pai you can be such an ass sometimes.

ondecantaosabia:

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ondecantaosabia:

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And the point of a jaguar could be a very, very nice throw rug. 

Oh, my life, the melancholy existentialist view of the world and all of the people in it. The usual things.

What’s with you and jaguars? And stop making your life into poetry!

You hush, I’m talking to the cute one. 

I am cute!!
 

You tried, bro.

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And the point of a jaguar could be a very, very nice throw rug. 

Oh, my life, the melancholy existentialist view of the world and all of the people in it. The usual things.

I wouldn’t mess with Sophia if I were you

So it’s senile crisis, huh?